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NYC Trains

A poster that reads, "All trains will be crowded, G train will be too short and never on time. L train will be crowded no matter what. Out PA system will barely function and be barely audible if at all. How does this affect my trip? We don't care. You're basically screwed. You'll probably be late to work. You get to smell the homeless guy next to you longer. You get to listen to the ENTIRE podcast! Free entertainment = watching rats on the tracks. Tired of waiting? Run through the tunnel. We dare you. Oh yeah, we're still going to increase the fare rate. Why does service suck? We already have your money, so who cares? We don't."

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